This crewneck sweatshirt carries a sharp, playful attitude — bold white text on a deep black background that reads “Euphemism! My butt!” It’s the kind of sweatshirt you pull on when you want to make a clear, humorous statement without saying a word. The medium-heavy fleece gives it a warm, structured feel while the ribbed collar and cuffs keep the shape through repeated wear. Subtle details like side seams, necktape, and double-needle topstitching give it durability and a clean finish. Comfortable, steady-fitting, and designed to age well, it settles into weekend mornings, late-night hangouts, or casual days when you want to be both cozy and unapologetically frank.
Product features - Medium-heavy 8.25 oz (280 g/m²) soft 3-end fleece for warmth and structure - Durable construction: side seams, double-needle topstitching, and ribbed knit collar - Blended fabrics (varies by color) with a 100% cotton face for a clean print surface - Comfort details: necktape for stability and a tear-away label - Regular fit that runs true to size with a comfortable, lived-in feel
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
